Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who knew sick days could be the secret to job security? ππΌπ΄ Related funny posts π€ AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years. Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.” I miss them days if you couldnβt rap, you didn’t. You should be allowed to miss work if youβre not feeling sexy. Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one.