Iβve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your bank account endorses financial fasting for the holidays π πΈπ―οΈ Related funny posts π€ I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas. So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts. Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.” Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep. The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!