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I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

Witty text about rejecting reality with a playful, humorous vibe.

Commentary:
"Reality just couldn't take a hint, so now it's been officially ghosted with a restraining order ๐Ÿ‘ปโš–๏ธ. Sorry, reality, it's not you, it's me… wanting to live in my own little dreamland ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ’ญ. #ByeFelicia"


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