I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher. Commentary:"At this rate, my next diploma should be in 'Life Lesson Mastery 101'! 🎓🤣📚" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn. I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.” All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice. When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.