January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today. Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"January 1st: Feeling motivated to conquer the world! 🌟 January 2nd: *hits snooze button* Maybe world domination can wait until tomorrow… 😂 #NewYearStruggles" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd. 9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow. Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable. Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible! I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.
