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"January 1st: Feeling motivated to conquer the world! 🌟 January 2nd: *hits snooze button* Maybe world domination can wait until tomorrow… 😂 #NewYearStruggles"

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If you’re going through hell, keep going.

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That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

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Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

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One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

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Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

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I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

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39 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

40 shares on Facebook this month:

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

65 shares on X this month:

What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

91 shares on YouTube this month:

30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

50 shares on Reddit this month:

If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

17 shares on Twitch this month:

What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

61 shares on Telegram this month:

Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

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Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

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Going bananas on Slack:

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

Spotted on WeChat:

Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

Just shared via Reddit:

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

Breaking via YouTube:

“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

Shared recently on Discord:

Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Making waves on Telegram:

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

Just landed via WeChat:

I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

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January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

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