January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

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I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

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I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

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I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

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You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

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Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

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Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

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You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

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If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

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I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

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I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.