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January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not tod…

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not tod…

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"January 1st: Feeling motivated to conquer the world! 🌟 January 2nd: *hits snooze button* Maybe world domination can wait until tomorrow… 😂 #NewYearStruggles"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anything, expectations, humor, January, motivation, new, new year, optimism, possibility, procrastination, reality, today, year on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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