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"Remember, the 'no hitting coworkers' policy is non-negotiable 🚫👊 Even if some seem to test the limits of your patience 🙄 Just double-checked with HR, and yep, still a firm no-go. Sorry, folks! 😅 #OfficeEtiquette"

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Money saved by using public transport instead of an Uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead.

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Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

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If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

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The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

20 shares on Twitch this month:

Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

32 shares on Pinterest this month:

I am sick and tired of going to the bathroom. It’s been forty years. It should all be out by now.

28 shares on Threads this month:

Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

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If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

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I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

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You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

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I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

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Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

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Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

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Guys, stop showering. I need the water for ChatGPT.

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When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

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To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

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When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

Just shared via Discord:

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

Just landed via Slack:

My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

Going viral on Pinterest:

You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

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On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

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Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

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