Trendy Funny Quotes

  • That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.
  • Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.
  • Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!
  • I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.
  • Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’
  • Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.