Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Remember, the 'no hitting coworkers' policy is non-negotiable 🚫👊 Even if some seem to test the limits of your patience 🙄 Just double-checked with HR, and yep, still a firm no-go. Sorry, folks! 😅 #OfficeEtiquette" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit. The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying). Notifications are a reminder that you exist. A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!” Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.