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"Remember, the 'no hitting coworkers' policy is non-negotiable 🚫👊 Even if some seem to test the limits of your patience 🙄 Just double-checked with HR, and yep, still a firm no-go. Sorry, folks! 😅 #OfficeEtiquette"

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Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

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Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

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Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

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People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.

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I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

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69 shares on Facebook this month:

Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

60 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

54 shares on Instagram this month:

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

56 shares on Instagram this month:

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

76 shares on Messenger this month:

No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

25 shares on Reddit this month:

I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

39 shares on Discord this month:

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

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Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

To everyone I offended this year: do better next year, so I don’t have to do it again.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Body by sandwich.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Better to be an overthinker than an overdrinker.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Instagram:

To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

Seen just now on Reddit:

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

Live now on Pinterest:

Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

Spotted on Twitch:

Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

Breaking via Twitch:

To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

Trending via Snapchat:

50 shades of single.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

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Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

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I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

Why am I scrolling? What am I searching for?

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