Hit my coworker with β€œyou’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Commentary:
Hmm, I hope your coworker didn't take that comment as a job application! πŸ™ˆ Remember, it's all fun and games until HR gets involved! πŸ˜‚ #OfficeShenanigans