The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like my GPS has 'muscle memory' for the drive-thru! 🚗💥🏋️♂️🍔" Related funny posts 🤝 Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted. I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.