Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they th…

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

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“Remember, kids have the power to choose your retirement location 🏠👵👴 Best to butter them up with kindness and love now while you still have a chance! 😄 #FutureRoommateSelectors”

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