Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time.

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“Embarking on questionable decisions might just lead to unforgettable memories! 🤪 Just remember: a bad idea can sometimes make the best stories to tell later on! 🌟😜”

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