Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

Commentary:
Looks like someone’s cholesterol level is on a first-name basis with comfort food! 🧀🌭 Time to say goodbye to those cheese bratwursts and hello to some leafy greens! Your heart will thank you later! ❤️

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