Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 26, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppJust got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese. My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!” I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%. Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.