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  • Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?
  • “Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.
  • Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”
  • Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.
  • Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.
  • I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.