Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst. Posted on4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like someone's cholesterol level is on a first-name basis with comfort food! 🧀🌭 Time to say goodbye to those cheese bratwursts and hello to some leafy greens! Your heart will thank you later! ❤️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Cholesterol has a special place in my heart. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol. Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there. Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”