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Funny cholesterol quotes

Funny cholesterol quotes offer a humorous take on a topic that’s often taken too seriously. 🥓😂 From witty remarks about guilty pleasures to playful jabs at health-conscious choices, these quotes bring laughter to the ups and downs of managing cholesterol. Enjoy a chuckle while thinking about those heart-healthy (or not-so-healthy) indulgences! 🥓😂

Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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