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Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

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Well, talk about a early riser! 🐦πŸ’ͺ Looks like this bird's got the breakfast shift locked in. Who knew birds could be such overachievers? πŸ˜‚πŸŒ…

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animals, bird, early, guy, hell, humor, joke, just, observation, sarcasm, saw on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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