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I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

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My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

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Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.