The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Wishing I could hit snooze on life's alarm clock! 😂⏰💤 Related funny posts 🤝 The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off. Waking up has backfired on me so many times. I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it. Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job. I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.