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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

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I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

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I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

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Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

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One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.