Trendy Funny Quotes

  • According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.
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  • When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.
  • Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?
  • I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?
  • ‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.