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If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

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5 months ago

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I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

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2 months ago

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I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

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They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

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My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

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2 months ago

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I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

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2 months ago

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We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

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Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.

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McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

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They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

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I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

31 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

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Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

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I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

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They should invent a person for me and me only.

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“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

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I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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They should invent a rest for the wicked.

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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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Seems like the ‘how to use a fire extinguisher’ video on YouTube shouldn’t have a 30-second ad before it.

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My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

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Looking over both shoulders before googling “Chinese burger.”

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They should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you.

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A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

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Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

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They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

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Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

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That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

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I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

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If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

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I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

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