People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs ex-girlfriends when you can collect ex-crushes like Pokémon cards? Gotta catch 'em all! 😄💔 #HeartbreakMaster" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you. I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people. Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people. Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger. I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.