People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs ex-girlfriends when you can collect ex-crushes like Pokémon cards? Gotta catch 'em all! 😄💔 #HeartbreakMaster" Related funny posts 🤝 Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go. 3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information. In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three. I have to pee. Story of my life. My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.