People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.
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“Who needs ex-girlfriends when you can collect ex-crushes like Pokémon cards? Gotta catch ’em all! 😄💔 #HeartbreakMaster”

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