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People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

Commentary:
"Who needs ex-girlfriends when you can collect ex-crushes like Pokémon cards? Gotta catch 'em all! 😄💔 #HeartbreakMaster"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged crush, dating, ex, ex crush, ex girlfriend, girlfriend, humor, i, people, relationship on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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