Life is like a game of chess. I don’t enjoy it very much. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like I accidentally put my queen in the refrigerator again ♟️🧀😂 Related funny posts 🤝 If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess. I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family. Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants. Sorry about all of the correct stuff I said when I was right. Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.