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Life is like a game of chess. I don’t enjoy it very much.

May 29, 2026

Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.

May 29, 2026

The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

May 28, 2026

I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

May 28, 2026

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

May 24, 2026

My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

May 21, 2026

If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

May 19, 2026

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

May 18, 2026

When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

May 18, 2026