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Starting a new life today, bye.

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All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

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How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

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Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

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9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

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Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

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The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

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I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

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Eating healthy requires a second job.

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Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

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The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

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Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

Life is really sucking the life out of me.

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In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

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I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

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Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

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The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

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Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

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My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

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“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

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Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

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It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

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I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

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I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

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That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

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I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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Nothing is funnier than seeing how angry someone gets when they realize they can’t manipulate you.

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The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

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Life is really sucking the life out of me.

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

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I don’t give people directions. What if no one wants them there?

I’m never early… unless we’re talking about the airport.

Doctor said I am terminally chill.

Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

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I’m not alone. I have ants.

The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

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Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

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