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Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

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Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

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Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

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I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

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Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

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Why touch grass when you can touch ass?

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I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.