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Funny top shelf quotes

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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