Lois Lane said, โClark?โ like she didnโt just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Clearly, Lois needs to schedule an eye exam. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐๐ Related funny posts ๐ค I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time. Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesnโt recognize me without my glasses on either. An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights. I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight. Tested positive for being single af