Commentary:
If superhero movies have taught me anything, it's that cities are built exclusively out of Styrofoam! 🌆💥🤣
19 Funny superhero quotes
When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.
Commentary:
Saving the world one unread message at a time! 🦸♂️📵✨
Rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite the title, they never tell you how old Ultron is.
Commentary:
I guess it's impolite to ask a robot his age 🤖🕐 #AgelessAI
Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham City’s elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates?
Commentary:
Guess Bruce Wayne missed the memo on how democracy works! 🦇💼📊 #GothamsGotTalent
Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.
Commentary:
Protecting the tech like it’s their star-studded destiny 🌌🚀🔒
Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.
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Well, that’s one way to test the aerodynamics! 🚗💨👽✨
You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.
Commentary:
Well, I guess that explains why my flight plan was more flop than soar! 🦸♂️🛑✈️
Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.
Commentary:
Clearly, Lois needs to schedule an eye exam. 🦸♂️👓💋
If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.
Commentary:
"Why stop at a cape? Add some spandex and go full 'Super Frustrated'! 🦸♂️😆✨"
Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?
Commentary:
Well, it seems like Marvel is taking the scenic route while The Powerpuff Girls are zooming through their missions like speedy superheroes! 🦸♀️💥 Maybe it's all those epic slow-motion sequences and dramatic superhero brooding that add up the runtime in Marvel movies! 😄 Keep the popcorn handy for those 3-hour Marvel marathons! 🍿✨