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New York: Great pizza, terrifying daily commutes alongside Hulk and aliens 🚀🗽🍕
20 Funny superhero quotes
Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.
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If superhero movies have taught me anything, it's that cities are built exclusively out of Styrofoam! 🌆💥🤣
When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.
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Saving the world one unread message at a time! 🦸♂️📵✨
Rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite the title, they never tell you how old Ultron is.
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I guess it's impolite to ask a robot his age 🤖🕐 #AgelessAI
Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham City’s elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates?
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Guess Bruce Wayne missed the memo on how democracy works! 🦇💼📊 #GothamsGotTalent
Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.
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Protecting the tech like it’s their star-studded destiny 🌌🚀🔒
Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.
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Well, that’s one way to test the aerodynamics! 🚗💨👽✨
You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.
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Well, I guess that explains why my flight plan was more flop than soar! 🦸♂️🛑✈️
Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.
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Clearly, Lois needs to schedule an eye exam. 🦸♂️👓💋
If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.
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"Why stop at a cape? Add some spandex and go full 'Super Frustrated'! 🦸♂️😆✨"