Commentary:
Channeling my inner emotional superstar while staying in my lane, where are the Oscars for road performances? 🎭🚗😂
Funny lane quotes
I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.
Commentary:
Lost in nostalgia traffic again! Guess I should have brought a GPS! 🗺️😂
Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.
Commentary:
Clearly, Lois needs to schedule an eye exam. 🦸♂️👓💋
They should have a special lane for texting and driving.
Commentary:
"Maybe they could call it the 'OMG Lane' – for those who can't resist the urge to LMAO while driving! 📱🚗😂"
Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.
Commentary:
"Looks like even Lois Lane has trouble spotting the true identity behind those glasses! 👓🤖 #SuperheroStruggles"
I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.
Commentary:
"Lois Lane might need to borrow Clark Kent's glasses to brush up on her investigative skills! 🕵️♀️👓 Maybe Greg should consider a cape for added disguise next time!"