Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either. Posted onMay 23, 2026
I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time. Posted onMay 22, 2026