Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

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I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

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Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

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Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

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I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

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Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

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Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

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I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

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I get writer’s block responding to people.