13 funny terms quotes - Wordgag

Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

May 29, 2026

Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

May 28, 2026

In terms of wasting time, today was very productive.

May 28, 2026

My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

May 28, 2026

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

May 27, 2026

My sleep schedule and I are not on speaking terms.

May 27, 2026

I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

May 25, 2026

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

May 25, 2026

Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

May 24, 2026

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

May 24, 2026

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

May 24, 2026

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

May 23, 2026

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

May 21, 2026