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  • “Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.
  • Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.
  • My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.
  • I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.
  • And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.
  • People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.