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I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

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I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

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Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

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Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

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I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

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Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

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A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

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No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.