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Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

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If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

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I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

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I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

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79 shares on TikTok this month:

If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

100 shares on YouTube this month:

Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

23 shares on Discord this month:

Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

69 shares on Slack this month:

Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

39 shares on Discord this month:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

65 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

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Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

I only accept apologies in cash.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

My bad habits got renewed for another season.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

Freshly posted on Slack:

In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I’m addicted to placebos.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

Making waves on Instagram:

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

Going viral on YouTube:

Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

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Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

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Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

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