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"Ah, the ultimate betrayal in the eyes of our loyal furry friends! 🐶💦It's all fun and games until the bath comes out, then suddenly we become the villain in their eyes! 😂 #DoggyDrama"

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Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

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Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

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As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

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I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

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When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

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Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

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November is for turtlenecks and depression.

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Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

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Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

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Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

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I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

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The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

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Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

Just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car, and he sighed and muttered to himself, “Never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.”

Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

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Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

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This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

Seems like the ‘how to use a fire extinguisher’ video on YouTube shouldn’t have a 30-second ad before it.

Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

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Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

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In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

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As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

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