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Oops! Looks like we're matching boo-boos now 🐶💅➡️👆😭
Funny pet care quotes
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.
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Your dog called and said they’re fine at home but requested more treats in exchange for their sanity 😂🐶🦴
With my staggering 91% survival rate, you’d be a fool to hire another dog sitter.
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Survival of the fittest… or just the fluffiest! 🐾😅
Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.
Commentary:
🐱📱 "Introducing the purr-fect app for all the cat sitters out there – Litterboxd! Finally, a platform where professionals can rate their furry clients based on claw-some behavior and meow-nificent cuddle sessions. Who knew a litterbox could be so full of digital possibilities? 😸💩 #CatLoversUnite"
Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.
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"Ah, the ultimate betrayal in the eyes of our loyal furry friends! 🐶💦It's all fun and games until the bath comes out, then suddenly we become the villain in their eyes! 😂 #DoggyDrama"
I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.
Commentary:
"Oh, the trials and tribulations of DIY dog grooming! 💇♀️🐶 Who knew those furry friends could be such demanding clients? Maybe it's time to leave the styling to the professionals and stick to the simple tricks like fetch and belly rubs. 😉 #DogGroomingStruggles"
Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma: to Netflix and bark or to not Netflix and bark? 🤔🐾 Normal is just a setting on the dryer, right? 🧺🐶 #DogParentLife"