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Cats insisting on extreme stunts: 9 lives. Me? Just 1 very stressed one 🤦♂️🐱😂
Funny pet owner quotes
I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.
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Ah yes, the classic tale of the "canine couch coup" 🐶🛏️😂 Looks like you're just along for the ride in their kingdom!
Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.
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Who knew cats were secretly training us for the Olympics? 🏃♂️🐈⬛😹
Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.
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"Ah yes, I'm just the live-in butler for two tiny fur dictators! 🐾🏡😺"
Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.
Commentary:
😂 "So true! It's like living with a furry surveillance buddy who's always one sniff away from being banned on a plane! 🐶👀💩🔍"
Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.
Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate betrayal in the eyes of our loyal furry friends! 🐶💦It's all fun and games until the bath comes out, then suddenly we become the villain in their eyes! 😂 #DoggyDrama"
When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.
Commentary:
"Taking a stroll equipped with both dog treats and people treats? 🐶🍬 Better watch out for those mix-ups! One accidental snack swap could lead to some very confused (and possibly offended) companions. Stay vigilant, treat distributor extraordinaire!"
Do you say “Excuse me” to your pet when you walk by them, or are you rude?
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I always say "Excuse me," so the cat doesn't report me for trespassing in my own house! 😹🚪
Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?
Commentary:
Isn't that the newest fashion statement? Pet hair is the new black! 🐾🖤