Marriage is so scary. What do you mean I can’t have my own room? Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I'll have to make some space in the closet for my dreams of a man cave 😂🏠 Related funny posts 🤝 I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet. I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you. I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good. A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in. Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.