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Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

Commentary:
"When he starts drawing diagrams for your 'what if the sun exploded tomorrow' question, you know you've found the one! 🚀🪐💕😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged communication, dumb, humor, humor in love, love, man, marriage, marry, partner, patience, problems, questions, relationships, supportive, supportive partner, understanding on Nov 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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