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“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

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“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

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Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

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I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

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I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

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My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

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My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.

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There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

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You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

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Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

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I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

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You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

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Praying none of y’all are unwrapping podcast equipment.

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The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

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ROMO (relief of missing out)

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What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

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Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

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Playful quote about valuing a partner who treats curiosity like a NASA challenge.

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"When he starts drawing diagrams for your 'what if the sun exploded tomorrow' question, you know you've found the one! 🚀🪐💕😄"

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My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

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Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

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Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

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That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

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All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

93 shares on WeChat this month:

When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

37 shares on TikTok this month:

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

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I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

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Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

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The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

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How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

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Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

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American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

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Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

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Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

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Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

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My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

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My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

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I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

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I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

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Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

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My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

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You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

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Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

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Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

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Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

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