Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

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Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

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Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

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*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

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Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

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My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

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Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.