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Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re N…

Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re N…

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"When he starts drawing diagrams for your 'what if the sun exploded tomorrow' question, you know you've found the one! 🚀🪐💕😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged communication, dumb, humor, humor in love, love, man, marriage, marry, partner, patience, problems, questions, relationships, supportive, supportive partner, understanding on May 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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