Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

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Me to cat: Your laser-eyed stare won't turn me into a gourmet dish! šŸ±šŸ‘€šŸ³ #NotAnIngredient

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