Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMe to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat. I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows. I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing. I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there. When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?
