Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

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Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

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“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

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The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.

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“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

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The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

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A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

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I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.