Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient. Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Me to cat: Your laser-eyed stare won't turn me into a gourmet dish! 🐱👀🍳 #NotAnIngredient Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat. I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there. “You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to. My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me. You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.