I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.” Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange? You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops. If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar. I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.