Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.