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Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but noth…

Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but noth…

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Ah, the eternal mystery of men – wanting everything and nothing all at once, keeping us on our toes! 🤷‍♂️ It's like trying to nail Jell-O to a wall – ever so slightly confusing yet undeniably amusing! 😂 Just when you think you've figured it out, they switch things up on you! 💼🙃

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, different, everything, humor, men, nothing, relationship, same, simple, sometimes, time, times, want on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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