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My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

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I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

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If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

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Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

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Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.