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Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

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Looks like the ultimate shortcut to the past and future: just hit snooze! 💤🕰️ Who needs a DeLorean when your bed is your time machine? 🚀🛌 Sleep your way through history—dreams are the new quantum leaps! 😴✨

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bed, bedtime, going, humor, joke, micro-dosing, microdosing, relaxation, sci-fi, sleep, time, time travel, travel on May 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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