Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:RIP to those fancy mugs that are now just fancy dust collectors ☕️🕯️✨ Related funny posts 🤝 Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers. Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people. Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers. Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny. I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.