Morning me just stripped the bedding. Evening me is going to be pissed. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess evening me forgot to leave a note for morning me ππ π Related funny posts π The evening news: Where they begin with βGood eveningβ and then proceed to tell you why it’s not. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You canβt have both. My wife screamed βyou havenβt listened to a single word Iβve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. Not again. I mean good morning.