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Morning, me just stripped the bedding. Evening me is going to be pissed.

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My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I donโt want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.
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Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.
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