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Have you tried complaining about it?

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Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

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It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

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Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

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Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

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Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

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Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

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“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

30 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

60 shares on Telegram this month:

Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job, you are subhuman to me.

65 shares on TikTok this month:

When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

57 shares on Threads this month:

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

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Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

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Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

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My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

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Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

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Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

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I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

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The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

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I’m running out of people I like.

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Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

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I used to have a great future in my past.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

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“How am I supposed to avoid Al when I’ve procrastinated on a paper?” With a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies.

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Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

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Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

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I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

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Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

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I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

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Take my advice, I’m not using it.

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Have you tried complaining about it?

Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

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