Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My love language is deader than Latin.
  • I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.
  • It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.
  • Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.
  • Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.
  • I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.