โYou let your cat on the bed?โ I would put her on my life insurance. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Life goals: Make my cat the sole beneficiary of my will. ๐ฑ๐ธ #Priorities" Related funny posts ๐ค When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior? I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow. In my 20โs: I want to find true love. In my 40โs: I just want a toaster that gets me. Doggy style is out cat style is in. Itโs where I let you touch me until Iโm satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again. I see WWIII is about to kick off again. Iโd best cancel the milk and get the cat in.