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“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

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"Life goals: Make my cat the sole beneficiary of my will. 🐱💸 #Priorities"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bed, cat, humor, i, insurance, joke, let, life, life insurance, pet, put, sarcasm on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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