Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.
  • Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.
  • I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.
  • If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.
  • Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.
  • I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.