My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be. Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch. I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.
