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I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

Commentary:
"Well, if everyone judged for free, maybe we'd have more opinions but fewer courtrooms! Perhaps judges should start a side gig offering judgment services at a 'pay what you think I'm worth' rate."

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged court, free, humor, irony, judge, legal, legal system, me, money, paid, sarcasm, system on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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