My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a game of "tag, you're it!" but with chores ๐๐งน #ParentingHacks Related funny posts ๐ค The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. Iโm planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch. I donโt argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while theyโre trying to watch TV. Iโve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and Iโd like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform. Settling down and getting married so I can finally meet the au pair of my dreams.