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My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

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So many people to disappoint, so little time.

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“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

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It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

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I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

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The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.