My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like her alarm clock is more of a "brace yourself" signal for everyone else! 😅🔔📢 Related funny posts 😂 The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off. I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it. Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’ Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time. The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.