With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble. Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah yes, the wisdom to know where every restroom is located! 🚻🤓💨" Related funny posts 🤝 A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.” I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable. Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here. Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas. Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?