My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave. Posted on6 hours ago6 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your favorite IT moment is Ctrl + Alt + Escape! 🚪😂💼 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for? My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open? When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.” Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.