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My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave.

My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave.

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When your favorite IT moment is Ctrl + Alt + Escape! 🚪😂💼

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged casual, casual language, favorite, favorite part, grab, humor, i, language, leave, leaving, life, office, office humor, quitting, quitting time, shit, time, work, work life, workday on Oct 2, 2025 by slickboy.

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