funny cross quotes - Wordgag

Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

May 27, 2026

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

May 23, 2026

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

May 22, 2026

After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

May 19, 2026

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.

May 18, 2026

My favorite part of the Bible is where God says, put a cross emoji in your bio and cheer on the dehumanization of minorities.

May 18, 2026