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Adding cross emoji and Bible verse to internet persona: ✅ Now to leave wholesome comments and spread kindness! 😇🙏📖
Funny cross quotes
My favorite part of the Bible is where God says, put a cross emoji in your bio and cheer on the dehumanization of minorities.
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Oh, I must have missed the chapter where emojis save souls! 😂✝️📱#ModernMiracles
Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.
Commentary:
"Life hack: turn productivity into a game of 'How many tasks can I fake complete today? 😎✍️✨ #DopamineOverdose"
It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.
Commentary:
"When pedestrians are crossing, why not show some love and drop a beat instead of honking? 🚶♂️🚶♀️💃 Let's keep the peace on the streets, folks! 🚗✌️ #CalmDownAndDriveOn"
Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.
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"Imagine the romance, the passion, the missed opportunities zipping by like trains in the night! 🚄💔 Don't worry, love may not be on track yet, but at least you'll always have the speeding ticket of your heart! ❤️😂"
After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.
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Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra—wash one, and two more appear! 🍽️🧼💦